I am a Helpful Hermit!

I performed a task today that I am sure will improve the Creativity of my Workspace.
Or, more to the point, I cleaned the tea-room microwave.
Well may you scoff!
HA-HA, how does that help?!
Let us explore this matter further.
This morning, I was in the office for 10 minutes in between being in the dungeon and in a meeting. In that time, two people near me had an 8-minute long conversation about the state of the microwave (and how it wasn't their fault, as they only heated things with lids, and how disgusting is it, and it's not my fault).
Last Friday, I was aware (and i was only the office for a short amount of time, t<1 hour, as I was, once again, in the dungeon) of three other people (along with the two from today) also complaining about the state of the microwave. Unfortunately, as I was quite busy, I neglected to time them. (Whereas today I was waiting for my *&^%$^& computer to start).

It took me less than five minutes to clean it this afternoon.
Admittedly, it took quite a lot of spray'n'wipe, but now my coworkers will have to extend their imaginations to find some other petty, easily remedied problem to bitch about.