The week that was... By popular demand...

- By James W.C. Kells [Current Bass player for Pyschotron (?)]

Monday: ADS meeting. Decided that the DLC "Conception Day T-Shirts" (Think Autonomy Day, But with 'Youth Group' and 10,000 other people) would be in (very specific) 'Highlighter-Pink' with the slogan 'Get it out, and get it angry' and 'Drop bears, consuming Seppo's since 1971'. *

Tuesday: Finished some assignments.

Wednesday: Went to the Ranch (the locally (and only) Bar). Some dancing involved - I hate dancing.

Thursday: Playboy party at the Sam Bar. Megan slicked my hair back for the event. The Dutch Girls said it looked good, but I still had a nagging feeling that I felt a little like Max Long. Before going out Kitty my neighbour (Yes that is her real name), came into my room to use my mirror.

Int. Night: Room 344
Kitty walks in wearing noting but a see through negligee

Kitty
"Do I look hot in this?"

James
"Ahh, yes…"

Kitty
"I mean would you fuck me if I was wearing this"

James
"…"

Kitty
"I think I will wear this tonight"

James
"…"

Int. Night: Very Cold Shower

James
"…"

Friday: Saw "Snakes on a Plane" - MUST SEE MOVIE!! "I am tired of this god-dam plane, and I am tired of these god-dam mother f*cking snakes!" Journeyed to the Observatory on Campus with Suzanne and Amy. Wanting to be ready to go out latter, they were wearing dresses and high-healed shoes. Rain, a large pile of mulch, and a lack of direction caused some adventures. After returning to civilisation went to 'Lacita' (sic) in the city, a South American dance club, for Carlos's birthday. Much close dancing and Sangria involved - I like dancing **. Caught taxi home with Amy at approx. 4pm, she was basically out of it. I felt for her as she had to leave DLC at 8am to go to the Blue Mountains ***.

Saturday: Went to Glebe markets, ate some sushi and watched I Heart Huckabees. Accidentally locked myself out of my room. Tried to blame the messy state of my room on nihilist bedroom terrorists. Currently bean bag balls are migrating down the corridor at an alarming rate. I am not sure where they came from, but I blame a mixture of illegal drugs, alcohol and the Indian boyz that live at the end of the hall.

Sunday: Field trip to Narrabeen for GEOS115. Looked at sand deposits and some fossils for 3.5hours. A little boring, but returned to collage with a lot of paperweights.


Added Notes to consume at your leisure:

* Also Kitty decided to have sex in the hallway outside my door. Slightly disturbing as my door was open at the time.

** Yep - That’s all you're getting (…and me I feel…)

*** Just discovered she actually threw-up on the bus ride there, very funny especially if you have seen SNAKES ON A PLANE!