Books for Ladies

So, I was in the library earlier, looking for some lighter than light reading, thinking that maybe, yes, I would borrow some "women's fiction" because it's like chocolate for the brain. Well..... maybe not chocolate. Maybe marshmallows. (Anyway, some women's fiction is quite okay. As long as you don't think about old ladies' writing sex scenes. It just gets seamy.) Anyway, looking for some light reading, so I'm canvassing the paperback section, when what do I find, complete with lurid cover? Vampire Highlanders.
What, they bite your neck, and stop the bleeding with their plaid? How is that sexy?
Besides, I thought Scots were allegedly sexy due to their rugged, ultramanly manliness. Which kind of makes an interesting dichotomy, given that I always thought vampires were much more... well, pansies.
Who, admittedly, could rip your arm off with their feet, but that's beside the point.
Needless to say, I borrowed The Pirates! In an adventure with Ahab instead.