Nazis with jetpacks: are they cool?

Reading about cheese's netball antics reminds me of indoor soccer wher there are 4 kinds of players we play against on a regular basis
1. Crap players. By far the best kind. I also put average and middling to good players in this catagory because i ran out of catagories. Here's a tip kids, don't limit yourself to 4 types of people because there's really like 6 or 7.
2. Good players. As above except they kick our asses. Both types are fun to play the crap players cos you win and the good players because you learn something. something about incredible ass-pain.
3. Fat players. these are ok except that when they tackle you they tend to body check you and you bounce off into walls and such.
4. Wogs. They either are good or think they are and they are all psycho. I'm not being racist because its true.
Last friday we played a team that had a wog in it. They beat us 8-3 and during the game the guy got really mad at us when we got the ball off him, and would shove us when we had the ball, and he kicked our goalkeeper (me) when the ref wasn't looking. Then he got even more mad when the ref kept on giving us free kicks and complained how the ref was against them. after the game one of our guys went out to the carpark and the wog tried to start a fight with our team.
at this stage ive forgotten the point of this whole thing but i remember it had something to do with death riding a bi-sickle