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Here is my boeuf.
As of this week i have decided that George Lucas is my sworn enemy. If the man is such a genious why oh why did he have to make the lives of every video shop employee a living hell? He writes a 9 part saga, but swears only ever to make parts 4, 5 and 6. This is fine. The nerds are happy, George buys a huge ranch, Harrison Ford shoots onto the hollywood scene and Mark Hamill is brought to the attention of the producers/writers of The Simpsons so they have someone to write gags about for the next 3 centuries (or however the hell long that show really has been running). All in all the world is a better place.
BUT WAIT! CGI is invented and George Lucas starts getting fantastic ideas in his head like "What if i made the first 3 parts of my 9-part saga so i can buy another ranch?!!"
NO GEORGE DONT DO IT!! Too late.
He did and now I have to put up with idiotic questions like "Is A New Hope the first Star Wars movie?" Yes. No. Yes. The answer is yes, it is, if you want to watch the series in the order in which the films were made. The answer is "No you great bafoon!!", if you want to watch the saga in its own 'chronological' intirety.
As a video shop employee, I am compelled to advise the general public to study up on their Star Wars knowledge before asking me any questions riddled with bafoonery.

Here is your guide to the episodes:
Episode I: The Phantom Menace
Episode II: Attack of the Clones
Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
Episode IV: A New Hope (Here comes Mark Hamill!)
Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

Next week: my beef on Three Colours: Red, White and Blue.
THEYRE FRENCH! OF COURSE THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE SUBTITLES!! AHHHH!

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