Fact!

Do you speak Spanish is...

¿Habla usted español?

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Now all I need is a Spanish Language Book where I can get past the first test/lesson.

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On a good note, I can now have a converstaion with that drunk bloke in The Grand.

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On a bad note the sentence is useless to me, as it is the only thing that I know how to say. Much like the reverse of that Spanish dude in Family Guy, whose complete knowledge of English, was knowing how to say his name, correct Brians poor Spanish grammer then explain that they were the only two phrases he knew in English.

¡Sí! Adiós.