More nipples

I have been educated.
Further edified.
And this nipple knowledge has come from a hitherto considered unlikely source of nippleorama.

It seems that it doesn't matter what you wear, as long as your nipples are covered, you will be perfectly warm, able o withstand the fiercest cold, the grimmest chill, the nippliest of ALL nipply weather!

Yes, boys and girls, nipples ARE the bodies heat source.
no longer will it be "little Jimmy, put some shoes, you'll catch your death of a cold", it will be "little jimmy, i've got something to slap on your chest, yes you don't have to wear long trousers".

Apparently, all those scantily clad young gels really WEREN'T cold in the middle of winter with bare arms and short skirts.

Thankyou Kells, for your further insight to human thermodynamics.