nipples

One day, while having a quiet drink with her
sex-ed officer Captain Feathersword, Cheese was told of the magical technique of nipple tweaking during foreplay. "But, however will i find this 'nipple' of which you speak Captain?" inquired our Cheese. " 'ere," growled Feathersword, " Ay weel show thee an this 'ere subject," he slurred as he scuttled towards Mark. "No Captain!" advised Cheese sternly. He will never do! Mark does not believe in pre-marital sex. His nipple will not even BEGIN to know how to be tweaked!!"





"Let us instead harass a strapping young lad who never stops mentioning his sexual drive, Todd."
Cheese leaped out of her seat and flung herself across the room onto Todd's back. After much groping, she was confused at finding no nipples on his back at all.
Seeing this display, Cheese's friend Ange took it upon herself to intervene.









Ange informed Cheese on where male nipples are located. "But that makes no sense whatsoever!" cried Cheese, and she was absolutely correct. Why on earth should males have nipples when they have no mammory glands? Cheese pondered this thought and expressed another, "Imagine though, what male chests would look like if they had no nipples," said Cheese. This thought shocked and appalled both girls so thoroughly that they never spoke of such nonsense ever again.







After searching for hours, Cheese again found Todd and subsequently tweaked his nipple. She was amazed that Angela's explicit discription of a nipple's location enabled her to find Todd's nipple through his shirt.
Todd had a chick sitting on his lap and thus did not even feel his nipple being tweaked.
Kiggles giggled.


THE END