"pink jelly" image search

i did this in google and 10 out of the first 20 images were pictures of dildos, butt plugs and vibrators.
Maybe the man on the beach is carrying a giant pink dildo? with that he probably wouldn't even need his nipples tweaked.
on that note, i've always had a theory that men's nipples actually weigh heaps to help with balancing. woman have boobs so are alreay balanced out with their bums. but men don't so it must be the highly dense tissue in their nipples keeping them from falling backwards.