Lets put the istma back into Christmass

Hey i just discovered that if i delete my internet history i get ten new posts on the blog. Its like christmass come early. Actually its more like the queens birthday.
Mark, tim where is the love. It is christmass after all. Just think to yourself what would jesus do. Im not saying you should do it or anything cos he got nailed to a cross, but try the changing water into wine thing. Also the part where he helped the good samaritan is my favourite (id like to talk to you about je-sus) I want you two to kiss and make up. Now a little bit of toungue... thats enough. tim, no attempting to steal second base (cos you have a runner on third boom ching).
Kells i demand you post again as you always have an amusing anecdote. I never have anecdotes because
1. I dont work
2. I spend all day having fun because i dont work
3. This point is just here to rub your noses in the first two. suckers.
Cate, why do you care about politics? Unions cant force people to join as then they turn into Hitler and invade poland. Although I confess i secretly vote labour. In a polling booth boom ching.
Cupitt had another birthday. Every year its the same with the having the birthday. sheesh. be original and instead of turning 22 next year turn into a radish. We forgot to bring dylans card which is a shame because it was the best card ever. It had a pirate theme, a maze, a colouring in section, and spongebob squarepants fingerpuppets. Cupitt i am sorry for all the times i called you stupid. But it does rhyme. It is a common misconception that i bit cupitts nose off. Actually he bit my nose off, which is why i threw a shruiken causing the piss-weak scar still visible on his nose. He should thank me
Cupitts girlfriends before manly scar: 0
Cupitts girlfriends after macho scar: 3+ (counting jane's friend and marty)
I apologise for whatever. Also i want my shruiken back bitch
I've decided to post my own movie reviews:
Epoch - * ;Is the gigantic upside down cone of spinning rock god?
Conquest - ;Mexican/spanish/italian fantasy movie. I shudder at the memory
Gor - * ;Man loses girl to other guy in pink jeep, hits electric tree, and is transported to GOR. Highlight - the previews
Caravan of Courage - * ;Ewok movie. Highlight - the subtitles, eg: nun,nun,nun,nun,nun
TRON - ** ;You can tell they are in a computer cos they're wearing neon
Cube 2 - * ;Exactly like cube 1, only worse. more cubes though
Steamboy - ***1/2;yeah i slipped in some anime on bad movie night. really good drawings, poor plot
Knightriders - *****;I haven't seen it but magic is in the soul man
Merry Christmass all!
This post is clearly ending too early...
I am Zico, i used to live here. I will steal the heartstone and become the next priest-king of GOR!
PS waaaait janet owes me 60 bucks