everything is good for you...

i was starting to obsess about whether zoe still likes me or not, so i read her diary. see what the bitch thinks of me when i publish her entries!

26th November 2005
dear diary,
two good things happened today. firstly, i got to sit on the front lawn for ages after i went walking with court, which was great. i must have done something right, cause i got to eat biscuits with her all arvo.
then when ange came home from work i was reclining on court's bed, while she watched a movie with her new human-male and ange came in and asked if i wanted to eat corn chips and watch texas hold 'em and rage. i was like CORN CHIPS!? hell yeah so i put up with the poker (which she assures me is fuckin' awesome) for the corn chips. bad idea. she had nail sissors cause she was giving herself a manicure and decided to cut chunks out of the back of my hair. so i went to bed.

27th November 2005
me again,
after 2 days of being confused by the actual meaning of the word "unicorn" i think i finally understand what it means. it is either a creature with three eyes or a type of ball used for kicking, much like a soccer ball. my deduction comes from the frequency of the word in association with firstly the sticker that was placed between my eyes this afternoon and the continued action of brushing me out of the way with a foot. so if i am a unicorn, i must be repeatedly kicked, in which case all feet must die. this task will not be nearly as difficult as you have imagined, because feet taste so good and are never out of reach.
first tho, i think i might rearrange the beanbag. it wasnt very comfortable when i watched bewitched this morning. oh that will ferrell. theres a face id like to lick.