Jam
Yeah for Work! Since 4/12/05.
My sister bought me a nano iPod so now I can listen to my recorded voice saying:
"Jam, jam, jam, jam, jam, jam"
Also I noticed a small sign someone had placed above the 5 minute stretch routine to combat RSI. It said, in clear handprinted large letters:
"Be JAPAN"
And had a little legacy badge attached to it.
I'm not quite sure what this could mean. But in my sleep induced haze I came up with two simple solutions.
1. We need to be more efficient and productive like the Japanese
OR
2. Working at Australia Post at 3am has simularities to Changi
I love my Job, and I love my Brick.
posted by Lucky: a.k.a 'Citizen Snips' @ 12/06/2005 01:50:00 PM
6 Comments:
The Japanese know how to work man. Our teachers here dont home till 9 or 10 at night. Although if it gets too much don't throw yourself infront of a moving train like they do (they charge your family for the mess).
If your family is too poor can they clean it themselves.
I salute you kells. Thank you for bringing joy to my insomnia. I have eight points.
1. Start worrying if they make you repair the little railroads that the letters travel around on(thats how the post office works in my head)
2. My careful analysis has determined that this is a problem that needs to spiral out of control. Attach something appropriate to the sign such as communist flag(damn communist japanese) or jam
3. Do this to offend any and all war veterans coworkers. You can tell which ones they are because they talk about how they lost their leg in vietnam or their sock in the washing.
4. My media player is on random and its playing a song by Millia Jovocivic. MILLIA JOVOCIVIC!!! What the hell?
5. What would Che do?
6. I dont want to be a hero. Im just fighting the dragon
8. On bad movie night christof wakes up and asks what did i miss? Answer: robert stevensen is fighting scarlet o'hara's mechanical men with steam tanks. O'hara's flying steam castle turned into a theme park before exploding and freezing a large portion of london.
Woo hoo! We have Evil licoln back!
My response.
1. I allready do. (My god! Your imagination has become reality. I am now waiting for the space-time contineum to rip. "But Doctor... The monster is over there....!"
2. Strawberry (I thinbk anything red is more commie)
3. My co-workers stink from the steamy south-east asian jungles under thier armpits.
4. Hot. Can I listen.
5. Play hot latin swing in a duet with Milla Jovocivic in my dreams.
6. What do medievil knights on motorbikes have to do with this... oh wait ... KAHNNNNNNNNNNN!
7. Where is seven? Do you have him hostage you bastard!
8. "Don't shoot fire stick in space canoe... cause massive decompression!"
seven is a hot chick on star trek voyager. she used to be a borg so logic dictates she always has to wear skintight outfits
so yes
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