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Wednesday, November 16, 2005

welcome me.

we are moving house in 8 days. i wish moving house was as easy as joining a blog.

i was standing in the line at centrelink today and suddenly a guy picked up a chair and started chasing another guy with it. the chair guy was rushed out by centrelink workers and the other was taken out the back, well behind the magical screens.

although i didn't want anyone to get hurt i was a bit disappointed it all ended so quickly and got me thinking that perhaps when there is a big line at centrelink everyone in the line could perform some sort of 'item'. a poem, a monologue, modern contemporary dance piece, that sort of thing. it would surely be more entertaining then just staring at the back of the head of the person in front. it could even be rated by applause and if you were really good you could be awarded a frontage, backage or even go straight to the desk. and if you were bad you would get given 10 -20 forms to fill out and then have to rejoin at the end of the line.

my friend kate and i once were in the centrelink line listening to missy higgins (before she got way popular) on my ipod and were doing some interpretive dance. it's amused us and i reckon everyone else liked it too, except that to them we probably just looked a bit silly because they wouldn't have heard any music.

2 Comments:

At 11/17/2005 08:45:00 AM, Blogger EvilLincoln said...

The way it works is everyone listens to the music playing in their own head. Like that song
Go on and pick up that chair
And kill that guy standing over there

 
At 11/25/2005 11:25:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was in centrelink today... let me replay the conversation for you
Man "the tried to f*cking kill my daughter"
Lady "well did you go to the police"
Man "I am not talking to the f*cking dogs! I am not changing my F*cking lifestyle for them. F*ck"
Lady "oj calm down."
Man "I know what I will F*cking do. I will get a f*cking gun and f*cking shoot him in the f*cking head. Yeah that is what I will F*cking do."

 

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