Google Magic

Wondering what I have accomplished so far in my life, I googled my own name. If my great-grandkids were to travel in their timemachine to the present day and googled my name, then they would find 7 results in googol Australia: (in order):

1: Australian University Games 2005 - This is me.
2: First Families Search Results - This is me if I was a convict sent to Victoria in yee olde days
3: East Coast Miniatures - Apparently I was ranked 622nd in 2004 for 40k battles. I didn't know this, and I am slightly disturbed that they have my name on their site (suggest legal action)
4: East Coast Miniatures - 589th for sportmanship (Evil Lincoln was 590th HaHa),
5: East Coast Miniatures - 625th for painting (even though only one or two of them would have had paint on them at the time - so how did i beat anyone?)
6: East Coast Miniatures - 637th overall.
7: 2004 U6C, D and E - No idea. It may be some bigpond tracking device trying to turn up all of my secrets so that I can never run for the presidency.

So there it is. Why don't you waste your time too and see what your pitiful life has amounted to.