Its like tourettes' but with lying
Hi my name is *EVIL LINCOLN* and my hobbies involve *MUTATING MARTIAN MARSH MONKEYS*. I also like *LONG MOONLIGHT WALKS*. I plan to *BUILD A MOBILE TERROR FORTRESS*, conquer the world using banana economics and *CREATE AN ARMY OF RADIO CONTROLLED HAMSTERS*. I am currently employed at *K-MART*.
posted by EvilLincoln @ 10/28/2005 09:16:00 AM
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Can you imagine the blogs of those christian kids? Today me and jesus went to the beach and sat on the sand because I cant be taking off my clothes in front of people
"then me and jesus made out. were allowed to cause were married, but were still not allowed to take our clothes off."
i thought nakedness was ok. (as long as there were figs around.)
just no extra/pre marital touching. (extra-marital. wouldnt that be where youre really, REALLY marital? oir something?)
*Evil Lincon* you forgot the best way to take over the world, you must use your ships to only transport "Cornnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"
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