How to lose a girlfriend in one easy step

1. arrange to meet at a nice restaurant

2. show up wearing this



3. who needs armani when you have ATARI!

4. refrain from asking people to touch your joystick

5. "By the way, I also like Doctor Who"

6. watch as she runs screaming from the room

7. reassure other diners that it wasn't the food, that she was just realising that different coloured m&ms actually taste the same