Because some of us seem to argue so much (i.e. Postmodernism: Martin Vs Kate), I thought it might be interesting to post this link to what is described as the worlds smallest quiz. Perhaps much of our arguments stem from deep routed political beliefs... or then again perhaps not.

http://www.self-gov.org/quiz.html

There was one problem however...

The hippie cult that runs this website got some of there definitions a tad wrong. Here for the viewing public are my corrections:

Conservative: (Right, not to say this is the answer, simply the direction they lean towards. If a large person, when boarding rollercoaster’s or the ‘vomitron’ be sure to stay on their left side, otherwise you will face the prospect of being crushed by their conservative centre of gravity, when banking around corners): Support traditional values, such as family morals, strong anti-drug laws and Friday night witch burnings in the town square.

Liberal (Left): …Not the Johnny Howard type… Plan to build a giant space station in outer space (of all places!). The Earth will be taken over by the national trust for conservation. Anyone not on the space station will be killed humanly, inserting a piece of lead into their brains through the aid of a gun. People should unite behind me as their supreme leader. Enough said.

Libertarian: People who made this quiz. Anarchists (not the good Sex Pistols kind, but the kind who make charts and go to group rallies to show how individual they are).

Statist: Tend to distrust the free market, support high taxes and centralized planning of the economy, oppose diverse lifestyles, and question the importance of civil liberties. Like to be chained up and whipped by random strangers.

Centrist: Idiots who can’t make up their mind. Donkey Voters. People who vote for the ‘lower excise and taxes on fuel and alcohol party’.

Fascist: Mussolini, Franco, anyone not in a Punk Band, Pyschotron

Communist (Commie): Psychotron (Formerly ‘Red Square’)