I AM A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE

For those of you who could not tell by my physique, i am a professional sportsman much like ronaldo. I was paid $75 after losing my indoor soccer grand final. This means that i am paid $150 an hour. Note that to get into this grand final we finished 6th out of eight teams then wion one game. Also that it cost $45 dollars per game. And the $75 is divided amongst the team. But regardless of that i can lose 14 grand finals a day and get paid $1050. As a professional athlete i am not prepared to lose in a competition, however pointless or stupid it is. Kells, Cheese - it's on. I, Evil Lincoln shall have the most posts by new year Mhahahaha. (NB: i am not to be confused with good lincoln, who is much more evil, but in a good way)