I don't like jelly. I don't trust the way it moves.

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Thursday, September 28, 2006

Nice Photo


C: Plus some bloke trying to strangle her...

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Keep it Poppin'


Here's just a silly post to keep this blog moving. It's a high school band performing the halo 2 theme at a talent show, it's most cool. Just follow this link:

http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/clips/halo-theme-performed-at-hi%20gh-school-talent-show-200382.php

Enjoy.

Tim

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

II AM HERMITBILL

Apparently, hermits are discreet, and eschew company.
I therefore feel like a little bit of a fuckup.
So, in order toindulge in some non-indiscreetness...


so, kells.

Nudge nudge. Wink wink. What's the story?

Evillincoln is also bitching about your lack of cohesive story-telling.

SPILL!

love,
Hermitbill

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Pick the Seppo (Actually they all are...)

O.K, there was some confusion about who is who on Friday night, so let's play a game:

Match the faces (1,2,3) with the names (A,B,C). The first person to answer correctly will win a mystery prize!

Good Luck....

1: Myself looking dapper, with mystery woman #1


2: Mystery woman # 2, with the real Mike Cran. (This guy downloads rap beats, then freestyles over the top of them... He has been banned from playing his music within College grounds).

3: A very artistic shot... Will search for a better photo.

Names:

a) Amy

b) Kitty

c) Megan

Bonus points will be awarded for creativity. Good Luck.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

I'm back! Baby.


After a short hiatus the monkey is back on jelly (well I didn't think I was fully rehabilitated, but I guess they needed the extra bed). I can promise you more Futurama quoting, more tool lyrics, and more incomprehensible jokes that no one gets apart from me (and maybe Lincoln).

To Kells, and other Red Ballooners, I have completed a compilation DVD of all Red Balloon Productions' films. With a very special Red Balloon Productions menu (ok, not that special). If you would like a copy, please give me a blank 2 hr DVD-R (I think), like Dyl did, and then just keep waiting for me to get off my ass, like Dyl is.

Well, strangely I can't think of much else to say... So I'll just leave you with a Futurama quote and some tool Lyrics.

Ride the spiral.

Tim.


Fry: Amy, you know how at first you like chocolate, but then you start to get tired of it because it always wants to hang-out with you and stuff?
Amy: Huh? You don't like chocolate?
Fry: Will chocolate just let me finish?

" Overwhelmed as one would be placed in my position...Such a heavy burden now to be the one...Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending."

Monday, September 04, 2006

Also...


WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FOX POEM?

I am a Helpful Hermit!

I performed a task today that I am sure will improve the Creativity of my Workspace.
Or, more to the point, I cleaned the tea-room microwave.
Well may you scoff!
HA-HA, how does that help?!
Let us explore this matter further.
This morning, I was in the office for 10 minutes in between being in the dungeon and in a meeting. In that time, two people near me had an 8-minute long conversation about the state of the microwave (and how it wasn't their fault, as they only heated things with lids, and how disgusting is it, and it's not my fault).
Last Friday, I was aware (and i was only the office for a short amount of time, t<1 hour, as I was, once again, in the dungeon) of three other people (along with the two from today) also complaining about the state of the microwave. Unfortunately, as I was quite busy, I neglected to time them. (Whereas today I was waiting for my *&^%$^& computer to start).

It took me less than five minutes to clean it this afternoon.
Admittedly, it took quite a lot of spray'n'wipe, but now my coworkers will have to extend their imaginations to find some other petty, easily remedied problem to bitch about.