Dead, but still killin'

I think it is time for a case study into how much God and Jesus loved Halo (and Halo 2 of course). Basically, the big-man's love can be seen in his commandments that he handed down to man. Here I have included them, with God's clarifications on how they really related to Halo.

1. Do not worship any other gods – Halo is the only one for you baby!
2. You shall not make for yourself any graven image – No guessing what the Master chief looks like.
3. Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain – No smack-talking against The Guardians, when they totally Pwn your candy-arse! r0x0rs!
4. Remember the Sabbath day, and keep it holy – This day is not for girlfriend or family or uni work, but for Halo.
5. Honor your father and your mother – For they let you borrow the huge LCD to play with.
6. You shall not murder – (God’s just fuckin’ wit’ his enemies here!)
7. You shall not commit adultery – Cause you won’t have time for Halo!
8. You shall not steal – Thou shall respect your superior teammates, not taking their rocket launcher/shotgun/sniper. It's plasma pistol for you n00b!
   
9. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor – For he brings his LCD and four Controllers!
10. You shall not covet – You should have taken the tank first, n00b!

Finally how that guy with the beard loved Halo. Well there's a passage in the bible (somewhere towards the back, I think) that reads:

"...and, yay, Jesus did exit the green room in Lockout, where Judas was waiting for him with a shotgun. "You fuckin' campin' bitch!" Jesus exclaimed. "It's a legitimate strategy" Judas responded. And Jesus did release the plasma grenades, and he did stick the entire red team, which consisted of 10 players ('cause he's Jesus!), and he did win CS again for the 777th time in a row. And for just a moment, the snowflakes in Lockout did turn to doves, and there was much rejoicing. And there was much feasting upon the goat, the carp, the anchovy, the orangutan…”

Clearly I have made my point, and I have too much time on my hands...Nispah

Tim

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1. arrange to meet at a nice restaurant

2. show up wearing this



3. who needs armani when you have ATARI!

4. refrain from asking people to touch your joystick

5. "By the way, I also like Doctor Who"

6. watch as she runs screaming from the room

7. reassure other diners that it wasn't the food, that she was just realising that different coloured m&ms actually taste the same

close it. yes thats right. you know you want to

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