He Speaks!
Well hello there kids of the netherworld,
How the hell is ya'll?
Im breaking my elongated hybernation on blogger purely cause im jelous everyone else gets to talk to kells and i dont.
So here goes, first off NICE SUIT KELLS.
You knows i love a good suit
Cawldy wrote a song yesterday that ryhmed Orange with Lozinge and Silver with Wilbur, and also mentions the fact that Sammy Cahn (the guy who wrote "let it snow", notorious rhyme nazi) Sucks.
Needless to say, with my punk alt acoustic guitar and a 3 part harmony, it is the best song in the world.
if i can figure out how i'll post it here somewhere for all you kids with broadband.
For all those with Dialup... GETTA JOB.
Speaking of which i have sold my soul to SATAN and am about to embark on a fruitful career in telemarketing. Yep.
ME: Would you liek some wine sir?
Cust: You f**king son of a bitch, you whore, Im going to f**king kill you you f**kwit F**k offf f**k f**k f**k you stupid little prick get a real job and leave decent people alone to eat there dinner.
ME: So.... No
Cust: F**k.
And then i guess i'll start pretending to be an indian.
Cust: Hello?
Me:...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................Halooyouhavewonaspectacularprizeofeitheracameraorafreeholidayallyouhavetodoisanswerafewquestionsregardingyourageheightandwetherornotyouareanazithenwemayprosideok?
so yeah, funtimes.
Question for the kells monster. You still coming home sunday. Lets meet up for dinner drinks or somethin and you can fill us in on your crazy adventures in South London.
That is if your not TO GOOD for your old friends.
Well...thats all i got
Maybe i'll write again
MAYBE!!!!!
MT
posted by DuckyTong @ 9/13/2006 01:32:00 AM
4 Comments:
Haloo you have won a spectacular prize of either a camera or a free holiday all you have to do is answer a few questions regarding your age height and wether or not you are a nazi then we may proside ok?
Sorry, it's easier to read this way
Perhaps we can go to a restaurant (if that's how you spell it). Maybe that Japanese one we used to go to. I have a craving for a Katsudon. Actually I probably wont go anywhere, I'll see how well I've mastered crutches.
Marty, did you get deleted as well? Or was it just me?
Marty, you seem to have done funky-shit things to the page
WHERE HAS ALL THE PINKNESS GONE???
what has he done to the pinkness? ill tell you. he's pushed it off the screen with his overly long word.
Funnily enough, using firefox the site seems to be normal.
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